No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Charles Proteus Steinmetz
You Google have been taking my baby and throwing it into unfamiliar surroundings I know it must be very frightened and confused. You see it is not your ordinary worldly blog; it is a bit naïve, if you will. Born on a farm sheltered in the countryside surrounded by trees was all it knew. It, over the years ventured outside its world with the blessing of me its mother.
As of late it has been going and visiting friends around the world every Monday, Wednesday and Friday every week without fail and was so happy doing that. It liked the routine and loved visiting with people who knew it, who loved it and I never worried about where it was spending its time. I knew it was safe because its blogger family would always let me know it had arrived safely.
Lately my poor baby has been forgotten, neglected and ignored, never knowing where it would end up. It is worried that its family from around the world will not come looking for it and forget. Worried they will be unable to find it and take it back to the places it knows and felt loved and protected. I (it’s mother) the person who loves it more than anything and constantly worries about its safety need to know. Why you are doing this?
It has been waiting and waiting for hours sometimes days while I (its mother) tried everything to find it and bring it back home to once again try to send it to its blogger family who were waiting. I could hear whispers as it left messages here and there with randomness but could not find it here on Blogger. Where have you been holding it Google?
It appears that now it is being sent out then imprisoned in boxes called spam, and promotions and no one has any idea it is locked in there. Some of its blogger family have been searching for it in the same places it has always landed. It is frightened and I have to admit so am I. Please let it once again travel that familiar route and be on time, while always expecting that reliable service that it has counted on from you. I would really not like to have to switch our carrier. Does the name WordPress ring a bell?
You see it is not your ordinary worldly blog; it is a bit naïve, if you will. Born on a farm sheltered in the country surrounded by trees was all it knew. Please take care of it and send it on its familiar way once again.
I, (its mother) will continue to send it out; dressed in its best outfit with its hair combed and its face washed. Hoping it will arrive safely with a smiling face greeting friends at 6 A.M. every Monday, Wednesday and Friday hoping it will be OK. Back to the world and family it knew and loved who are waiting for its arrival. Protecting it from the path you are taking her down Google. Bring my baby back…..please.